With dexterous wit you laid out this technique,
I wonder, do you always rhyme when you speak?
Not only did this indeed defy gravity,
It also provoked Roll-On-Floor-Laughing hilarity.

I don’t think the extra div killed the laughter,
but if it did, could we do the same job with an :after?
Admittedly it would not be seen in IE,
but “to hell with bad browsers” is still fine by me.

Yay verily I wish I could keep up this meter,
But you put me to shame – your rhymes were much sweeter.
Allow me to thank you again for this Dan,
Like Santa this christmas you are truly “the man”!